A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.
It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
by mn1234 November 6, 2022
Get the Seasonal Ratchet Disordermug. During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 4, 2024
Get the Xmas Anal Seasonmug. Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness
Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.
by D@veW@ll@ce December 1, 2022
Get the Banana Pants Seasonmug. by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007
Get the festive seasonmug. The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.
by Etherpixel January 7, 2018
Get the SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreudemug. by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021
Get the Seasoning the Greensmug. by AkkoTheWakko October 23, 2020
Get the Inera Season 5mug.