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Hop on Hunt Showdown

Used when males want to talk about how they still have not lost their virginity with making it public
by Findings December 19, 2023
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Street hunting

When you go outside (most preferably in some high-poverty area) and hunt for rabid dogs, stray cats, diseased birds and horny rats. A very difficult job. Most people tap out on the first day. To catch one of these animals, you have to lure them with either dead squirrels or rats or birdshit or rat urine. Once your desired prey comes along, you grab a net and trap the animal, regardless of if they scratch or bite or kick. Never kill your prey. If you do, they will be worth absolutely nothing and you'll be forced to throw them in the trash or a lake. But if you DO catch the animal alive, you usually skin them and either take their hide and pelt for yourself, or sell them to a homeless man for about 5 cents and 2 cigarettes. Thanks to street hunting, many homeless people have warm bedding and the death rate for homeless people freezing to death has gone down by 83%.
Man 1: ayo imma go street hunting catcha later
Man: k get me a dirty cat pelt with a rat's dick stuck to it
by e r r a t a s e d o u m February 23, 2021
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t hunt

The only reason why the species of diecast huntosaurus will touch grass outside at target
I havent found a t hunt in…………………..

forever.
by IC毛l3UR63R December 10, 2023
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Rook Hunt

Someone commonly associated with stalking people, almost always someone named Vil Schoenheit.

I love Rook Hunt.
Person A: „ Hey, are you stalking someone right now? „

Person B: „ No, I‘m just Rook Hunt from the hit game Twisted Wonderland. „
by RookHuntsGF January 14, 2024
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Spam Hunt

where a large group of people go to the supermarket of choice, and take every single last can of spam from the shelves.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.

the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry "how much is this?!" will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming "too much!" in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.
dude, we need a shitload of people to pull off this spam hunt. don't be a pussy.
by Jimmy Hoffledorf February 8, 2009
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remington hunt

1. To have too many pubes.
2. A closet faggot who most certainly has contracted std's from a variety of fat women, nasty downstairs neighbor ladies, and little catholic boys.
1.Woman with huge bush walks by.
Person #1: That nasty bitch was SUCH a rem.
2. Clay Aiken is such a remington hunt. EEEEWWWWWW!!!
by Mrs got crabs January 16, 2009
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