Dirty Hooker

one shot of tequila immediately chased down with a shot of pickle juice.

at the party last night I took 3 dirty hookers

by greengirl416 April 10, 2010

hooters

What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)

Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.

by Blaine March 10, 2004

Hookers & Props

Although the terms come from Lacrosse, their similarity to other urban references allow the phrase to be used as a handy congratulatory phrase, which denotes that the recipient of the phrase should get such things as "hookers" and "props" for his or her achievement.

"Hookers and Props to Ted for his promotion to management!"

"Great Shot Alice! Hookers and Props for you tonite!"

by JoJo Bean February 19, 2005

hooker bitch

A GUY who is more whiney,needy and pushy than all of one's girlfriends combined. Yeah you know how you are...

Sean is such a hooker bitch!! OMG!!

by goose dog February 6, 2010

hooker

a prostitute(Refers to getting men hooked into a situation where they can be exploited sexually or robbed. Has nothing to do with a certain General Hooker.)

Some hooker was flashing her privates, right in the middle of the street.

by Light Joker May 1, 2005

hootersmurfer

Hootersmurfer (hoot-err-smirf-err), Noun. A "hootersmurfer" is a term that is synonymous with any noun ever created for any spoken language, when said noun cannot be retrieved from conscious, short or long-term memory. Meaning, when tip-of-tongue syndrome is present, "hootersmurfer" can be used to describe the object for which the speaker cannot think of the name.

"Hey, bob, what ever happened to that... uh... that 'hootersmurfer' you had?"

"You mean my electric bug-zapper?"

"YEAH, that's the thing! Remember how we used to get drunk and see who could hold on to the glowing rod the longest?"

by Fat-man August 15, 2006

Hooker Bowling

An activity when three people ride around in a pickup tuck in an area with hookers, one person hanging a $20 bill out the passenger window one driving, and one hiding in the bed of the truck. Driving at a low speed, when enough hookers follow the truck the person in the truck bed jumps out and tries to tackle as many hookers as they can at one time.

Hey, do you want to go hooker bowling tonight? I bet I can get about 3 or 4.

by jayjayg189 October 20, 2011