rusty coat hook

when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.

buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.

by the rusty russ coat puss April 16, 2010

Harlem Hook Shot

When you slap someone with your erect penis across the face.

Tyrone gave Sandy a Harlem Hook Shot and now she has a bruise on her face.

by The Butt Muffin December 1, 2016

Hook up spot

Place where you bring girls you pretend to fuck

I'm going to take it to my hook up spot

by Cholochuy June 2, 2018

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

bate my hook

To jack someone off

Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"

by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009

Orbital Fish Hook

The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.

My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.

by Tribaltattoo0573 April 29, 2009

off da hook

some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun.
~or~
someone who is totally fucked up

1) yo this party is off da hook!
2) yo that girl is off da hook with drugs

by Alex May 24, 2003