A Class in which teenagers of the sophomore year usually take that results in insomnia,and head-aches.
by The Pimp April 24, 2005
The version of history that allows people to be unoppressed and unrepressed, even if they would still choose the oppressed image to take advantage of or walk over anybody they could.
American History Y is just as good as American History X, one doesn't seem more right than the other, though females might secretly hate the Y version a little bit more, since the X version gave them unlimited power to whine about how oppressed they were, not that they were the only group to try and capitalize on being "marginalized" or feeling left out.
by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021
A whole month of celebration about the history of sex and where it all started with cavemen in caves. You are only allowed to use condoms made from bear skins and only use rocks as dildos.
Janice: How's you sex history month going?
Mason: I've fucked several chicks with condoms made of bear skins. How's yours?
Janice: I found a really good pointed rock that reaches deep into my caveass.
Mason: I've fucked several chicks with condoms made of bear skins. How's yours?
Janice: I found a really good pointed rock that reaches deep into my caveass.
by WDPK 83.7 FM February 10, 2022
An advanced high school course designed in order to make otherwise average high school students have nervous breakdowns before or during their sophomore year.
by Brian December 17, 2003
If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".
Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.
by Jack Squat February 23, 2005
Black history month is important, it means the world to some. If black history month was taken off the calender the way dome confederate monuments are gone forever now, it wouldn't be okay with people, it wouldn't be acceptable. Its one sided to remember one side of things, but to forget and erase all other sides that cause disagreement, division, or controversy because it pisses you off to think about them, and anything that pisses you off has to be considered racism by everybody else.
The country wouldn't be what it is without black history month or civil rights. Whether you like it or not, the country wouldn't be what it is without the civil war either, it was a chapter in the nations past, it will always be a chapter in the nations past, it happened for a reason.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2020
That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.
Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
by SleazyBoy December 29, 2018