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Jalapeño hands

When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone
Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”
by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019
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Michigan Handshake

A Michigan handshake is when two men and one woman are having a threesome and one guy reaches up the girl's ass and the other reaches down the throat then both their hands meet in the stomach and shake hands
dude, last night me, Brad, and Stacy did the Michigan Handshake. it was schwag.
by bardmain October 8, 2019
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Rochester Handshake

It's when you literally just have sex. That's all. Anything that counts as having sex can be referred to as a Rochester Handshake.
Bro my roommate is dead asleep right now, you up for a cheeky Rochester Handshake?
by shneydermane February 23, 2022
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handsex

The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.
JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.
by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006
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Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.
She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
by JediAndi September 12, 2005
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herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.
come here, let me give you a herman handshake
by bogart March 6, 2005
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lay hands on

verb. to acquire or gain posession of
There is no way I'll be able to afford that concert ticket unless I lay hands on some cash.

Were you able to lay hands on a copy of that CD?
by hardcore_2031 July 18, 2005
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