When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone
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It's when you literally just have sex. That's all. Anything that counts as having sex can be referred to as a Rochester Handshake.
by shneydermane February 23, 2022
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JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.
by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006
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I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
by JediAndi September 12, 2005
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by bogart March 6, 2005
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Were you able to lay hands on a copy of that CD?
Were you able to lay hands on a copy of that CD?
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