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This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.
Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.
by icewallow_come October 2, 2020
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two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.
"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"
by the st3 October 7, 2005
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left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
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Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.
Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,
by The Bro13 August 14, 2009
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left handed braille

The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.
Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?

Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 3, 2010
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mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles
by Theo February 16, 2005
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Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned
by Da Tuma January 20, 2009
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