hobopower

As the previous definition mentions, it is a measurement of stench created by Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew a few years ago on Loveline.

The scale ranges from 1-100. As as benchmark, 50 hobopower is strong enough to make a person vomit. 100 hobopower is only a theoretical concept is not actually attainable (just like absolute zero temperature).

Cousin Sal cut a savage fart and everyone in the van threw up, it was probably a good 55-60 hobopower.

by Loveline Fan December 12, 2007

Hobomo

gay hobo...pretty straight foward, eh?

I was chillin with charlie, and this hobomo tried to grab my ass, very unsettling.

by l2enton July 21, 2008

hoboken squat cobbler

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.

He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .

by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016

Hobophobia

the fear that whenever you see a hobo you automatically think he will get up and stab you in the balls/vagina; the fear of homeless bozos will rape you.

Guy 1: "I has hobophobia!"
Guy 2: "Whats that?"
Guy 1: "Oh, I'm afraid some homeless person is going to stab me in the dick."
Guy 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

by DethmongeR117 December 13, 2012

hobot

a girl typically between the ages of 14 and 20 who dresses like a ho with her friends (i.e. fake tan, long hair, glops of eye makeup), to the point where you can hardly tell one girl from the next. hobots thrive off of facebook pictures of themselves in mirrors before going out or fake-kissing each other-- presumably for male attention; however, competitive hobots also strive to impress each other, thus continuing the hobot cycle.

"did you see megan's new facebook album?"
"yeah, they're all of her and her friends in the mirror, but they all look the same...she's such a hobot."

by lbk90 December 12, 2009

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

hobology

The scientific study of hobos.

"These two were dipping lettuce into coke, then licking and sucking on the lettuce. When I walked by them they appeared to be engaged in deep conversation, speaking in their own hobotastic dialect. I didn't want to distrub this facinating exchange, and so I decided to take a picture from a distance instead of approaching. This is often my method of study, because it is hard to properly photograph a hobo once it knows that you have entered it's hobotat. They become quite edgy and often attack verbally."
-from geocities.com/wannabeshoes//hobology

by One Eyed Zombie August 13, 2004