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Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.
"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne
by Isavage August 25, 2011
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Goal Line Blitz

http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=13105552

A Football MMORPG in which you can create and develop a player in any position. Can also own and general manage a team. Beast mode of a game.
by StazNasty October 21, 2008
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Liquid Gold

Forget the money, I'll work just for some of that liquid gold.
by stxp May 5, 2011
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Platinum gold gay

The gayest of the gayest.
"Nice outfit that's platinum gold gay." Or, one could shorten it to "platinum gold".
by yeouch October 22, 2006
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jew gold

Money a person thought to be void of any wealth leaves to various beneficiaries. Often hoarded and hidden for a lifetime, even from close family members.
Jim:"Grandma Mildred left me $30,000!"
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."
by IamScotticus March 1, 2010
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Goal

Male's Definition: Any orifice on the female body.
Dats my goal right there....
by pixelatedcookie July 18, 2014
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Gold Fronts

When you have gold teeth, but they're removable.
by Nick November 10, 2003
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