Garryn

Garryn is a tall male who believes he is Batman and will say he is even when no one asks. He loves nature, swimming, and his cottage. He is 1/8 Hungarian but identifies himself as entirely Hungarian for some reason. Garryn has beautiful hair, and even though he likes the electrocuted look, he will still look great bald. He is very compassionate towards people he loves and towards nature even more. Garryn is hot, resourceful, and likes cars and aviation. He is musically talented. Garryn does not like change, and worries about sounding stupid. Mike Mensler is his favorite body builder. He is an old man in a young man's body. Most importantly, Garryn is amazing and loving.

Ella: garryn is my favorite person ever!

by toomucheffort12345 June 30, 2023

French Garden McFisty

Whereby a person inserts their fist up a woman's ass after repeated close fisted punches to the anus. The effect is complete when the arm is inserted up to the elbow (lube optional, but appreciated). The free arm can be utilized to implement a donkey punch or a DELUX French Garden McFisty (when the off arm is inserted in a piston-like manner)

Some bitch at the music store talked back to me, so I punched her in the ass till I gave her a French Garden McFisty. She still wouldn't shut up so I donkey punched her.

by kyjohnson318 August 11, 2009

Trife Gardener

Someone who is always hoin' it

Dude my roommate is like the trife gardener. He eats all my food and he always hoes it.

by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011

garron

Argentine Slang.
when an specific situation sucks.

i went out to this guy, he was so boring the date was a garron!

Nobody went to the party, it was a total garron

I'm back to college, what a garron!

Que garron man!!

by almery September 2, 2007

Garden Of Eden

If expecting a hairy surface or object, and you are instead met with a clean, well cut area. This area can be described as the garden of eden due to its unexpected well kept nature.

A girls vaginal region, Garden of eden

by redwingsisinlove May 10, 2011

garret

a garret is just a jiggy nigga

Frank is such a garret

by bigdaddyjodye August 21, 2016

Garret

A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter

Garrett and the apple tree

by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017