Fake.

Someone who acts like they're friends with you in front of your face, but then you hear rumors they've talking bad about you behind your back.

so like, Jennifer like said Becky likes Jessica, OMG she is so fake.

by JohnSingleton December 29, 2008

The Fake-Out

When you are having sex, and you pull out just before you cum and tell your partner you'll be finishing in their mouth...at the last second tilt your cock upward and bust one in her eye while screaming FAKE OUT!

The Fake-Out, according to urbandictionary.com apparently has to be used in a sentence.

"I was fucking my girlfriend last night and i totally pulled the fake out...we haven't spoken since."

by IRA PKP January 19, 2006

Fake Blonde Complex

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.

She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.

by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011

fake-ass-bitch

some one who thinks that they are the shit, and can do whatever they want and thinks that everyone likes them. even though no one does.

this person will claim to do things, and never do.

person1:"man, that martin king kid is a fake-ass-bitch."

person2: "yeah, i heard someone hit a whole in his window, and then he was acting like every drug dealer in the area was gona do sometihng about it."

person1:"hahah nope. he wont do shit."

person2:"your right..he is a fake-ass-bitch"

person1:"yep."

by tstar* August 3, 2006

play action fake

You are having sexual intercourse with a woman and you are thrusting your penis into her anal cavity. Just before you are about to excrete manjuice, you pull out and spit on the woman's back so that she thinks you came. Then, as she turns around, you jack off in her face, leaving a sticky, smelly mess.

Woman: "Are you gonna cum?"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"

by Dan Jakubek May 1, 2004

fake pearls

Fake pearl are fake pearl necklaces worn by scene kids. They are really long, not like a choker or anything. They're long on purpose, so you can see it. Is usually worn over a brightly colored top or over their polka dot dresses.

Scene kids always wear fake pearls. They're really long, the pearls are usually huge, and they have this cheap look to them, trashy not elegant. Just look at the scene kids on Myspace, almost every scene kid will have a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face wearing fake pearls.

by xxxcore April 24, 2006

fake asian

A term referring to Filipinos and tribes of Asia such as Mien, Hmong, Khmu, etc. The reason being is because they identify with no country and Filipinos can't agree whether they're Asian or Pacific Islander.

Tom: Man that fool hella fake Asian.
Jerry: Yeah! He can't decide if he's Asian or Pacific Islander!

by Tree50 September 24, 2007