First batch

The first batch of children from one couple (I.e. they had 2 children one year a part than took a break and had another 2...). also known as practice batch, these children normally have a lot of issues. And to some are treated like second class.

Second batch son: mom, why are the older kids so different? Mom: oh, their just first batch’s.

by She’ll know when she sees. May 27, 2020

folster

To folster is to shove a pipe (or something) up ones ass.

Go folster yourself! Hope you get folstered!

by PatMan#1 March 23, 2021

firstlovelatespringg

the sexiest person on earth. you should feel blessed that you're mutuals with them. she's so hot and cool, they're a girlboss.

"are you mutuals with 'firstlovelatespringg'?"
yeah! theyre so cool and sexy. 😍😍

by notfirstlovelatespringg June 11, 2021

first born syndrome

When in The Sims 2 where you have a kid, exit the game and the next time you have another kid it's the EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST CHILD besides gender....sometimes.

this is all because the game has a selection of faces a kid gets from 1 - 6 and its in that order, no randomisation, overtime you close the game it resets back to 1.

Lets say here that idk Don Lothario and Cassandra Goth start having babies
Don: Hey Timmy!
Cassandra: Bro, thats Jimmy....
Don: THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE, ITS FIRST BORN SYNDROME DANGIT
*Tommy now starts running around*
Don: LOOK, TOMMY LOOKS DIFFERENT TO THE OTHERS BCS THE GAME WASNT CLOSED

by Jalwaysawake June 29, 2021

Firsthand In Life

That bullshit joke that CameronCorder attempted on the arsehole race. Cameron knew it was wank but needed filler before all of the record based puns.

Did you hear that Firsthand In Life comment? I bet the creator is mortified

by CameronCorder September 24, 2021

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

by Thatmanrightthere January 5, 2022

F1rstNameLastName

Really cool lvl 598 guy on roblox arsenal (He can shoot his shot like Devin Booker and bag ur mum) (trust)

Girl 1: You heard of F1rstNameLastName? I heard hes lvl 598 on roblox arsenal!
Girl 2: He aint even at 600 yet!
Girl 1: Its 2 lvls

Guy 1: U heard of that F1rstName fag? All he can do is mald on arsenal
Guy 2: Tfym? U should stfu before i smack you back to Mars, you alien.

by Pcmac104 October 30, 2022