Evan

Pussy and gay with a girlfriend

U r an Evan

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

The most annoying person on this planet

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt

by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

evan sais

He is an awesome person who have a big penis.

Your such an Evan sais

by Jac is the November 23, 2016

Evans

Un ornithorynque avec des cheveux bizarres. De plus le Evans ne sait pas réellement marcher il va plus se promené comme un handicapé

Personne 1: regarde s’est Evans

Personne 2: il est vraiment bizarre regarde son visage il resemble a un ornithorynque

by Ramenboyyyy December 6, 2021

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022

Evan

An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.

Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say

"Bro your being such an Evan today."

by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019