Eric Self

Fattest thing on this earth, Biggest virgin on the planet

Wow, that guys is defiantly an Eric Self

by Minton Man mukluks July 28, 2021

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Eric

Eric is a lil bit shy when you first meet him you'll think he is a b*tch at first, but if you actually try to get to know him he will be nice, show his true self, and feel comfortable around you. He is very tall and and sometimes freaky, if you ever see him sad make sure he is okay because all he wants is to feel loved. He is the nicest person you will ever meet

Person 1. dang ericcc u freakyy

Eric. YES MA"AM
Person 1. i bet its big

Eric. you'll have to find out

by itz_max011 July 13, 2024

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Eric

Just fucking screams to no avail; sometimes says "egg." God fears his screams as they break the decibel meter.

Satan and Satan's love child.

"Hi Eric, how's it go-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"You good br-" "EGG"

by Beating Stick April 23, 2020

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Eric

Maddd Scientists, Evil Geneous!
He can build, construct, fix, make, create, design anything and everything with ease (as long as he has the things needed to do so... which usually manifests and finds magically in the fkn desert!

He's only shy at first but he pushes through that shyness and he'll tell you right off the bat that he us who he us he does what he does if you don't like it kick rocks.

He's sExxxy, Intelligent, resourceful, magical, set in his ways.

MINE, FUCK OFF ¥^_^¥♡

Eric is God

by LitKit426 December 5, 2021

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