melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"
by Codfish4 January 11, 2025
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Pussy Hurt Disorder

when you have chronic pussy hurt. aka phd and pussy hurt syndrome
slow down, I got phd today.
phd?
pussy hurt disorder!
by idksomegirl May 21, 2025
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text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.
"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"
by Modern Day Disorders August 08, 2017
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Cycling eating disorder

A disorder with episodes of endless hunger and binge eating. As well as episodes with a lack of hunger and a lack of eating.

Common in teen girls.
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Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
by Pen-Dragon October 02, 2023
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Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively
Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird
I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that
by Matt Bando March 14, 2023
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