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Desperate guys on urban dictionary 

Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid
Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else

The Urban Dictionary Random Button

If you want to find out about something strange, fucked up, or something you cant even describe, click this button
"Hey dude look at this word i just found on Urban Dictionary by clicking The Urban Dictionary Random Button!"

Dude: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!"

not in my dictionary 

Guy: No
Girl: sorry that's not in my dictionary

People who define urban dictionary

A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary

Note to Urban dictionary users 

Please. Stop putting in random definitions... We don't need BATIM hate, more names or a literary version of Pornhub.
This note is very true and there is good reason your definitions aren't getting through. This is my Note to Urban Dictionary users.

My-ban Dictionary User 

Attention-seeking Urban Dictionary users who opt to write about their own experiences/inside jokes in the first person rather than provide definitions one typically expects a dictionary to have.
My-ban Dictionary Users will probably get butthurt by this entry