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wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.
Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!
by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009
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dank city

Hella people live in dank city.
by narfamillion December 27, 2008
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thomas the dank engine

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by johny fucking depp February 8, 2021
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Dank doodle memes

Dank doodle memes is a YouTube channel with all the hottest and dank memes use #ddm to get featured in the comment section
Person 1: do you watch dank doodle memes?

Person 2: yes
Person1: have you been featured?
Person2 :
Person 1:
Person1: (inhales) boi🤚
by Mr sans March 10, 2019
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Thomas the Dank Engine

The dankest engine in all of engine history.
by Nielsnlamf November 26, 2019
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If it ain't dank it stank

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.
M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."
by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016
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regs-hydro-dank

terms that distinguish different types or qualities of marijuana
Client: What you got
Dealer: regs-hydro-dank
Client: good i would rather pay $60 for that hydro or dank instead of that bulshit regs for $30
by Dealer with all the stuff December 6, 2010
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