Decky

A dominant male, generally married with Children. Is well known for his promiscuous lifestyle and sexual libido. Much like a sailor has a woman in every port and takes at least 5 “business trips” per year.

All round sex god.

Wow, Decky is such a stud.

by Ryansonofdec November 1, 2019

Decker

Decker is so majestic and charming, he always has a ten inch punisher, which only gets hard when talking to Meera and heba. This is all lowkey tho

Decker when can I come over

by Decker14 April 11, 2020

Decklan

Usually a medium height fat cunt with barely any friends. You usually spot him playing sports like basketball and missing trying to take shots like step curry but he misses. He usually has a crush on a fat girl named Mikayla Dawson and he doesn't admit it and all his friends make fun of him for it. He usually cries or rages when someone takes his stuff when you go to his house you'll find food everywhere but when you tell him to eat some he'll say "I don't have any" even though he weighs 100kg

Dude 1: Look it's decklan
Dude 2: Oh yeah that fat cunt

by Big daddy jarvis December 9, 2021

Upper Decker

The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)

Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers

by t-bozz January 28, 2013

Double Decking

Taking a dump into the toilet tank so when a person flushes the toilet they are astonished to see a turd come down.

Marlene was shocked at the Omega Mu House party when she flushed the toilet and a big nasty frat boy turd came down and she realized that she had been the victim of double decking.

(WARNING: Do not try this. You could easy break a toilet. )

by Zoro the Ass Bandit April 2, 2013

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.

Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.

by TheFantasticLOLMaster March 30, 2015