Dead Chicken

When a chicken is no longer living, it is dead. I hope your chicken is dead

I have no life

CHOP,
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken

by LovedemCHICKENS May 29, 2019

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

Dead ass

Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.

Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh

by Your average joe mamma November 12, 2019

dead zoot

A half smoked joint, zoot, weed cigarette, usually found and picked up from the floor with the intention of smoking it.

-Fam there are baaare dead zoots in the park, come smoke them
-Ugh that's disgusting

by Reeky12 May 21, 2017

Dead dab

When a man sprinkles a dead persons ashes on his penis and gets a girl to lick it off

“Connor did you do anything with Tea last night?”
“Yeah I have her a dead dab it was great”

by Unknown5437 September 5, 2021

Dead Wait

1. Boredom to the extent of blacking out.
2. Being in a place or state of mind where nothing happens for a very long time.

Being in that room for hours-on-end, was a dead wait.

by Miles W. February 27, 2008

Dead Cupped

(verb) an office item slated for termination due to careless usage or abandonment by an employee.

that sweater has been dead cupped_

by tehtaz September 17, 2018