Cup Holder

A handjob where the one giving the handjob simply holds their hand out and the one receiving it does all the work. The hand is held in a loose circle and is stationary, much like a cupholder.

1. I couldn't even get a handy- all she gave me was a cup holder.

by LanseDM August 27, 2012

baking in a cup

The act of pooping in a dixie cup (and or any other paper/plastic cup, because you don't want use a glass for sanitary reasons *poop is hard to wash off of dishes*) and have your partner finger the poop cup, licking his/her's finger's in-between each stroke. Meanwhile you urinate/ejaculate (whichever your preference is) onto their head.

"hey sally you want to go bake in a cup?"
sally:"sure... like what? cookies? muffins?"
"nope... poop"
sally:"yeah... I'm not gonna do that"
"bitch..."
baking in a cup

by flex-o August 10, 2010

cannibus cup

Disneyland for college kids. You think you know, but you have no idea.

"cannibus cup eh? sure I'll give it a shot" *3 days later* "who am I and why am I wearing a helmet?"

by noone special July 28, 2008

Wash the cups

When you have to do a number one in the bathroom

Steve and Brock had to go to the bathroom to wash the cups real quick

by Team D.U.I. December 14, 2008

Jelly Cup

Eating a chick's orgasmic fluids with a spoon.

I am going to Jelly Cup you.

by Some random. July 9, 2010

Saterday Cup

Group of guys who get together on sat to gamble on the course and get fucked up in the 19th. Makes the Ryder cup look like a walk in the park. Old bitches just love the group...especially D-Barb on Jack and Cokes.

Saterday Cup crew is off the handle again on the patio Denzil. I think this time it's really out of control... we're out of Jack.

by wwmeb August 30, 2006

D-cup

Huge, unattractive breasts that resemble a pair of buttocks on the chest.

'Any girl who utilises breast enlargement procedures to change an A-cup or B-cup into a C-cup or D-cup is clearly deranged and should not be permitted to mate.'

by Kyle Lees February 6, 2007