Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

caddlesticks

A caddlesticks is an individual that exhibits a number of desirable, or based on one's opinion and morals, undesirable.
A caddlesticks is a person that is described as being very horny at times, likely to consume alcoholic beverages, and also very willing to engage in conversations that the general population might find awkward...
As of late, it has also been used as a word to define a state of intoxication...

Person 1: "Man, that caddlesticks over there sure is always horny. It seems like he's been giving me some looks from across the party."
Person 2: "That's a caddlesticks for ya. You should go over there and talk to him. Talking to a caddlesticks is always interesting.
"Wow, im so caddlesticks right now.. I hope I don't pass out."

by Jack Cattle December 28, 2007

Cuddiepot

To cuddle with a loved one.

Let's get on the couch and do a cuddiepot.

by Da' Vinman April 6, 2013

Cuddlorexia

Cuddlorexia (n.) the overwhelming desire to cuddle with someone.

pronunciation - cud-lo-rex-eya

I am experiencing cuddlorexia

by Chaos_Kabul April 12, 2014

Curdle tomato

When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex

Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato

by Happy1245 February 18, 2018

Ciddle

To cuddle very awkwardly while eating McDonald's.

Damn, did you hear about Cady and her ciddle with Jacob last night?

by Potato Joseph October 9, 2018