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crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.
by Avinash Boroowa June 22, 2005
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Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!
Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3
by Stevelicis August 17, 2010
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Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.
Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch
by blue bowlingballs January 20, 2009
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crunchy

Discribes being noticably dirty involving hygene, style, or sexuality.
1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."
by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005
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crunchy

1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in
"After several weeks of not wearing them my socks felt quite crunchy as I slipped them on."
by J Tanner Ivy March 10, 2005
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crunchy vagina

the female genitals; while vagina is the noun, crunchy is the verb added on to give this "crunchy vagina" its overall meaning; a crunchy vagina consists of when either 1) a girl is ugly thus using the appropriate suffix of the verb 2) you hook up with a nasty male/woman and you know as an outside viewer that their shit is beat 3) any loose or infected genitals

Additional: the word crunch can be replaced for the entire complex word of 'crunchy vagina'; furthermore suffixes and prefixes are permitted to be added on to the replaced word"
"That girl has such a crunchy vagina"
by Chroni what cles of S237 November 17, 2007
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Crunchie

A Sock worn the morning after being used as a wank mop the night before..
Bill I'm running so low on clothes, this morning I had to put a Crunchie on.
by hellomeginty January 23, 2009
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