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Covid Paper

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!
by Nccj February 25, 2021
mugGet the Covid Papermug.

Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots
Hey Ryandid you have that Covid toe?
by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022
mugGet the Covid Toemug.

Covid Belt

Covid belt; the Southeast United States, the place that disregards human live in a pandemic so they can have a "strong" economy
Joe- "These stupid ass yeehaws can't even handle a pandemic and have blatant disregard for human life. No wonder people are fleeing the covid belt"

Yeehaw person- **dies**
by Iwanttodie17 October 19, 2020
mugGet the Covid Beltmug.

That’s so Covid

Ew I stepped on dog shit, that’s so covid
by 163682 April 17, 2021
mugGet the That’s so Covidmug.

Covid Cut

A way of sharing a joint. Filters are placed at both ends of a cigarette roller and weed is placed between them. After the joint is rolled, it is cut into half to make two mini joints called a "Covini"
Hey man I don't pass joints around anymore. I just use a covid cut to make two covinis to pass out to friends.
by maninvan December 27, 2020
mugGet the Covid Cutmug.

matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
mugGet the matrix COVIDmug.

Covid kim

A kim that ignores isolation to visit every shop or person she can to spread the love
I heard Covid kim’s been to bargain booze again I would avoid if I was you
by Mushers February 20, 2021
mugGet the Covid kimmug.

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