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Woofy Cooker

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
by Forbaroo October 11, 2006
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Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up
by Moondog88 February 17, 2021
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Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.
I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!
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cooter tracks

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.
The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.
by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005
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Coomerism

The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall
by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020
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cooter cannon

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.
by Meat wallet March 19, 2015
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Montgomery Cooler

The Montgomery Cooler is when you have 2 partners one layinen on the ground and one standinen over

And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes
"Hey Aleb come give me a Montgomery Cooler GEKGEKGEKGEK"

"no"
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