by Jimmynoshoes April 15, 2025
Get the Coastybits mug.A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.
When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.
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Comast
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To Coastify
To adopt a relaxed or effortless approach to a situation, often by minimizing effort while maximizing smooth progress.
To adopt a relaxed or effortless approach to a situation, often by minimizing effort while maximizing smooth progress.
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Get the Coastacation mug.Extra cycling miles recorded by coasting around the immediate area while waiting for other cyclist when on a group bike ride
My mileage total for today’s bike ride was 10% higher than most of the riders due to all the coasties I picked up waiting for the other cyclists
by Lucky Hill Rider July 24, 2025
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Definition:
1. To consume nourishment.
2. To partake in meals regularly.
3. To absorb nutrients by feeding.
4. To engage in acts of culinary enjoyment.
Significance:
• It defines the act of taking in food (comid).
• It emphasizes the routine aspect of meal-taking.
• It identifies nutrition-based behaviors.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies discussion of dietary habits.
• It improves clarity in conversations about eating.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "eat".
Past verb: comated
Present simple verb: comate, comates
Present continuous verb: comating
Definition:
1. To consume nourishment.
2. To partake in meals regularly.
3. To absorb nutrients by feeding.
4. To engage in acts of culinary enjoyment.
Significance:
• It defines the act of taking in food (comid).
• It emphasizes the routine aspect of meal-taking.
• It identifies nutrition-based behaviors.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies discussion of dietary habits.
• It improves clarity in conversations about eating.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "eat".
Past verb: comated
Present simple verb: comate, comates
Present continuous verb: comating
Examples:
• "He (ello) always comates breakfast promptly."
• "She (ella) enjoys comating healthy snacks between meals."
• "They (elles) never omit comating dinner jointly."
• "The children study perpetually to comate nutritious foods (comids)."
• "People globally comate varied cuisines daily."
• "He (ello) always comates breakfast promptly."
• "She (ella) enjoys comating healthy snacks between meals."
• "They (elles) never omit comating dinner jointly."
• "The children study perpetually to comate nutritious foods (comids)."
• "People globally comate varied cuisines daily."
by Dmitrio November 1, 2025
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Definition:
1. To consume nourishment.
2. To partake in meals regularly.
3. To absorb nutrients by feeding.
4. To engage in acts of culinary enjoyment.
Significance:
• It defines the act of taking in food (comid).
• It emphasizes the routine aspect of meal-taking.
• It identifies nutrition-based behaviors.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies discussion of dietary habits.
• It improves clarity in conversations about eating.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "eat".
Past verb: comated
Present simple verb: comate, comates
Present continuous verb: comating
Definition:
1. To consume nourishment.
2. To partake in meals regularly.
3. To absorb nutrients by feeding.
4. To engage in acts of culinary enjoyment.
Significance:
• It defines the act of taking in food (comid).
• It emphasizes the routine aspect of meal-taking.
• It identifies nutrition-based behaviors.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies discussion of dietary habits.
• It improves clarity in conversations about eating.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "eat".
Past verb: comated
Present simple verb: comate, comates
Present continuous verb: comating
Examples:
• "He (illo) always comates breakfast promptly."
• "She (illa) enjoys comating healthy snacks between meals."
• "They (illes) never omit comating dinner jointly."
• "The children study perpetually to comate nutritious foods (comids)."
• "People globally comate varied cuisines daily."
• "He (illo) always comates breakfast promptly."
• "She (illa) enjoys comating healthy snacks between meals."
• "They (illes) never omit comating dinner jointly."
• "The children study perpetually to comate nutritious foods (comids)."
• "People globally comate varied cuisines daily."
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