Colton

A dumb shit who doesn’t know when it’s the right time to fight. Also he only wants girls who are way out of his league. And when I mean way I’m mean like waaayyy our.

“Hi Col” “It’s pronounced COLTON!!!” (Colton goes super anime)

by Squid Kid [twtx] May 22, 2019

Colton McWhorter

Your post sucks fuck you

Colton McWhorter your post sucks fuck you

by Code 1636 October 17, 2019

Colton

Annoying Stupid ugly and mostly fat he will make your life hell.

Colton just ate all my food!

by UrbenDicktionaryOfflcial October 10, 2020

Swiss Colony

A Midwestern employer that offers zero benefits, zero guaranteed hours, and zero time off allowance. Never ever work for this company, it will only bring you pain.

Dude1: I really need to get a job.
Dude2: Anywhere but Swiss Colony man, that place is hell.

by Matthew Schultz June 9, 2007

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

thomas coulson

Proper gay like the rest of the rest of the coulsons and a very horny person

Hi Thomas coulson

by That guy1234567 October 23, 2013

colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008