turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

by chunk a and ba dunka dunk February 23, 2005

cotton tail

the hair around the anal orifice on a female

"oh man i was slamming that bitch analy and her cotton tail grabbed onto my bush"

by mikethedyke October 22, 2006

cotton headed ninny muggins

A complete retard that doesnt know what the hell he/she is doing and that doesnt even deserve to breathe oxygen

"Dave your a fuckin cottonheaded ninny muggins"

by BDALE March 20, 2005

cutting

scratching on turntables for entertainment purposes

When I`m cutting in the club cuddies get hyphy

by cheyneskies October 8, 2005

Cotton Tent

An erect phallus contained within a pair of briefs, which pushes the fabric up into the shape of a small tent.

Look at this nigga rockin a cotton tent

by SAKURA TEH MC October 15, 2008

cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

gross, ass eating male ritual hazing drunken games pledging ritual naked game

Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.

by whistleberry December 27, 2009

cutting the dirty

shaving, getting rid of, a thick mustache or facial hair

Man #1 "You got one beast of a mustache man."
Man #2 "Yea i know bro, I might be cutting the dirty after my shower."

by MonstaKev March 8, 2010