hector connector

a large unibrow, that is very unsightly.

WHOAH! look at his hector connector!

by maaaa! May 24, 2008

severed the connection

This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.

Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection

by morphologicalfreedom October 13, 2013

Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.

Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"

by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020

Middletown, Connecticut

that small ass city that’s rich but won’t give us any money

peridot.

“bruh omg where do you live?”
“in Middletown, connecticut ”
“ew”

by bue.nnie September 21, 2019

Elizabethan conceit

Very extended descriptive metaphor

William Shakespeare uses Elizabethan Conceit very frequently throughout Romeo and Juliet.

by Nick Frececntesse February 19, 2008

conceded

to think you are the best because well, some people just are.

look at the picture and you will understand why I am the best, can you deny it?

by Matt December 29, 2004

Shit-Canned

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

by D-i-Z September 11, 2005