Clickbait Communicator

A person who purposely makes vague statements in an attempt to make you engage with them in conversation, or in some cases to upset you.

Examples of a Clickbait communicator

EX GF: Based on everything that has transpired between us, I am now going to proceed.
EX BF: Proceed with what?
EX GF: I'm taking final action based on the circumstances.
EX BF: What does that mean? Are you OK?
EX GF: Yeah everything is great!!!!

Coworker: I just talked to the boss and got some really interesting information on the down low.

You: OK, what's up?
Coworker: Nothing much; just some things that are going to happen.
You: What are you trying to tell me?
Coworker: Nothing really, we just had a discussion. It was nothing.

by DominiqueBretodeau February 1, 2022

means of communication

The definition for the ways you can use media to spread information.
Any social media you use for the meaning cited above.

The today's actual means of communication are journal, magazines, internet, facebook...

by Mag Trevisan July 28, 2017

communitis

The illness that comes from being a communist

That filthy communist has communitis

by nick808 March 14, 2011

Failure to Communicate

A band based out of H-town Mass, known to use at least 6 guitars in every song even though the band is only made up of 4 members. their guitars are made up of 3 acustic guitars, one 12 string rickerbacker, 2 electric guitar, a parlor guitar. and a homless HPS on the Bass. known also to use abnormally large guitar picks and sleep in basements of random people where ever they go. only one can really play but they still have gone platinum back in the early 90s. their genres include Rock, old school, and Ska

JAX: Hey man Where you headin??

HPS: Headin Over to the Failure to Communicate concert over at the Madison Square garden

Jax: cool men thier beast

by stingrayjay12 June 5, 2009

communicado

slang for out of touch with long lost friends.

Juliet knew her husband was both curious and anxious to meet the air assault troops, being an ex-Ranger out of communicado with his lost brothers for a few years now.

by furnaceman December 10, 2013

low commodity

Something that has no real value in this world. Could be used in a variaty of casses, concerning women, men, drugs, prostitutes, people, ect...

That bitch is low commodity, she'll fuck and give u a rimmer for fun.

by Cordeiro May 13, 2005

Bropathic Communication

The completely non-verbal communication between bros, in which conversations regarding former conquests, or the availability/need for a wingman take place. Typically happens near instantaneously and if adeptly performed, any females nearby will have no idea it happened.

Steve: Hey Todd what's up? Who's your friend?
Todd: *Stare* *Nod* (Examples of Bropathic Communication)
Steve: Hey, did you know that Todd is an astronaut for NASA? And is working on the cure for AIDS?
Todd: *Smiles*

by Kieldar October 24, 2010