Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.

My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!

Cat by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

cat

a way of saying "person or people" mainly used in the 60s and 70s

"Man that is one cool cat"

cat by anonymous April 2, 2024

cat

Ninjas with little blades in their paws.
They may look cute on the surface, but they are little devils.
cats. just cats.

cats are awesome
OH DID THAT CAT JUST MURDER HER!???!!?

cat by a_random_student_08 April 9, 2024

cat

meow

cat 1: meow
cat 2: meow
cat 3: dude we're being attacked by rouges, get ur fucking act together your warriors now, mouse brains

cat by scared_condom April 14, 2024

Cat

A loaf of pure joy for the human eyes and world to see. If you see a cat, never reject it. It will hunt you down. Make sure to pet it on the head when you see one

"Look at that cute cat"
"Aww can I pet your cat"

Cat by Catkittycatcat April 22, 2024

Cat

Another way to call a women's genitalia.

Get a larger skirt, I can see your cat

Cat by Hiluser May 31, 2024

Cat

Unsolicited creature that knocks glasses off the table at 3 in the god damn morning

Person 1: Bro my Cat just blew up a pharmacy
Person 2: dam thats crazy twin

Cat by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026