I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

caliss

French Canadian swear extensively used by french citizens of the provice of Quebec, Canada. Depending on the situation, it can imply different things, but in most cases it can be defined as fuck or damn.

The actual word caliss, originated from calisse, which is a religious cup use to drink wine by the priest performing the Christian ceremony. Most of the French Canadian swears originated from religious items.

"Ma t'en calisser une" - is this sentence, "caliss" has been verbalized and would mean "Im going to fucken hit you"

"Je m'en caliss" - is this sentence, "caliss" would be used to add more impact to the phrase and means "I don't give a fuck"

"Caliss de chien sale" - is this sentence, "caliss" would mean fuck or damn, which would translate this sentence to "fucken bastard" (in French Canadian "chien sale" means bastard, but if we take it word by word, chien sale would translates to "dirty dog" / chien=dog, sale=dirty )

"Caliss" - caliss can also be used by itself, which would translate to fuck or damn.

by Paul Bonnom December 25, 2008

calcos

California slang term, means "shoes," specifically "dress shoes."

Variation from Spanish word: calzado, meaning shoes or shoe wear.

"I'm going to the dance tonight and I'll be wearing my new calcos along with my new suit."

by Nando A. March 10, 2007

Calli

Calli is so beautiful I love her w all my heart and deserves the world

Calli is so awesome

by Under October 16, 2019

call dibs

Expression used to claim rights/possesion on sth./sb.

A group of (male) friends is at a party to check out some girls. Whoever spots a pretty girl first can "call dibs" on her. That way he can make sure none of his buddies would make a movie on her.

by maxoO June 12, 2006

calzowned

The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians.

You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to sclass corpes.

by toenail1 November 1, 2004

Calmly

To be calm in the act of doing something, whether it be lying, drawing, writing, checking the time, eating soup, performing a seance, dying of cancer, or murdering all your rivals in Yandere Simulator.

Ayano calmly stabbed Osana's neck with the ritual knife, and began dragging her corpse to the incinerator to burn the evidence.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 11, 2017