by RawrRaina November 21, 2009
Get the Pounce Monkey mug.To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.
With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.
by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007
Get the Monkey Toss mug.When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.
After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!
by Spainard October 23, 2011
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Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.
"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."
"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."
"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."
by JHall1790 January 11, 2009
Get the Feeding the Monkey mug.Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same
Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey
Person 2: No way same
Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey
by lanas.cherry June 6, 2023
Get the Arctic Monkeys mug.When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
by greven mead July 4, 2009
Get the hungry monkey mug.I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.
by Balke2 July 1, 2014
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