head on the bread

A sexual game where a group of men gather around a piece of bread and ejaculate onto it. The last man to ejaculate then has to eat the bread.

Never, never play head on the bread.

by Linda Destroy ISIS June 19, 2016

Sweaty bread

Killed cheater scoped bc he was cheating in fncs solo finals yesterday also he pixaced benjyfishy ,me savage and letshe

Jamie munches sweaty bread

by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

Bread Fest

Three women, preferably MILFs, get together, ploy roles, and have intercourse with strap-on dildos for 3 days. After the 3 days are over they cook a lot of bread so they can pretend to their families that they were just making bread.

Hey girls would you like to have a bread fest.

by Fred Iverson May 28, 2016

Bread Gap

Female yeast infection.

Don’t go near dat pussy. She got a bread gap.

by Swurllife November 5, 2019

Slice of Bread

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"

by Joey198 October 25, 2020

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021