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Bloody Beaver Band-Aid

A feminine hygiene product. Used on a monthly basis to absorb blood from vagina.
I had to go to Hy-Vee to pick up some bloody beaver band-aids for my wife!
by bman80 November 5, 2009
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California sucks bloody anus

I wipe my ass on that state and everybody in it.
by hippie killer April 4, 2005
mugGet the California sucks bloody anusmug.

bloody cum fart

by Anonymous July 28, 2003
mugGet the bloody cum fartmug.

dirty bloody cunt bubble

A girl who has a nasty vagina and it has bubbles full of blood and everytime a guy touches her vagina the blood gets all over his mouth Likes to showoff her nasty bloody vagina to any guy who wants to fuck her. She may look good at first but thanwhen u get up in her nasty ass vagina ur gunna regret it.
Destiny has a nasty dirty bloody cunt bubble.
by Purpleniggas December 5, 2012
mugGet the dirty bloody cunt bubblemug.

bloody yellow fuck wotsits

These items are usually refered to as post-it notes. However when a certain person becomes angered at a report someone has written it may be time to break out the "bloody yellow fuck wotsits."
"I can't believe he said that. Hand me those bloody yellow fuck wotsits!"
by Mark Emsley June 22, 2006
mugGet the bloody yellow fuck wotsitsmug.

the old bloody mouse trick

a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke
"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"
by hip's hip March 28, 2003
mugGet the the old bloody mouse trickmug.

Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
mugGet the Hibernating Bloody Polar Bearmug.

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