Wemyss Bird

A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.

Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.

They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.

God damn Wemyss Bird!

by Nickel West March 12, 2008

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 2, 2019

Big Bird

Many think that we are all inside the Milky Way. That is, however, incorrect. We are actually all inside of Big Bird. This entire "galaxy" is actually just Big Bird. He vored us all a long time ago, and scientists are still wondering how it was possible.

Wow! I can't believe Big Bird can vore that many people at once!

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

Hummin bird

A sexy short feisty woman

Speaking to a girl
Hey there hummin bird

by poczatek February 10, 2010

computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.

Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.

by Mrylou July 31, 2016

Bird leaf

It's a feather that comes from a bird

Oh cool I found a bird leaf

by Epicfalcon21 October 28, 2020

oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009