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beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.
me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫
by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023
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fierth beath

someone who is dressed so fabulously OR so gay, that he/she is a "fierth beath".must be said with a lisp, and a gay hand movement.
stewart: chuck liddell is such a strong competitor!
yuni: yes, he is a fierth beath.

alex: omg. check out that hot guy's pink sequin pants!
yuni: omg what a FIERTH BEATH!!!
by yuni kim June 3, 2008
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rough beat

"did barb fail you on that quiz?! rough beat, man."
by "hoss" October 30, 2008
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quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.
by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009
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muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011
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Da Beatdown-E

One who has been the victim of a "beatdown", or a bad joke (the butt), or the subject of an undercover ridicule (ie...prank, mockery).
A "Da Beatdown-E" is one in a wheel chair because of a broken foot and unknown individuals tape signs to the back of the chair like that of:

"Caution, slow moving vehicle", or "The wheels of the bus go round and round", or "You won't find a pink basket on these 22s".
by MA JORDAN May 5, 2011
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mexican beatdown

A child's game played on a trampoline. It consist of 3+ individuals who bounce ferociously on the trampoline trying to knock each other down without making physical contact. The first to fall is beat down or kicked and punched until he/she gets back up and the game continues. If two or more fall they can be subject to a beat down as well.

The game originated in 1998-1999 at a place called "The Manor" in Hemstead, Long Island, NY.
"Lets go to Mike's and play Mexican Beatdown"

Mom, "Where did you get that black eye?"
Son, "Why playing Mexican Beatdown of course"
by Jacornonthecob August 25, 2011
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