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baboons ass

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"
by 3kk0 January 3, 2017
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balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.
Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!
by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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baboonier

Looking more like a baboon than before
She looks more baboonier everyday.
by Fuckyou2017 March 16, 2017
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Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.
I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.
by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017
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Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!
Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!
by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017
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Bagoonk Gang

A small collection (say, 4-6) of elite gangsters
Yo bro me and the Bagoonk Gang gonna do a drive-by later”
by fuckin shmirs September 22, 2017
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