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Biscuit ersed

Scottish slang term meaning uncomfortable. Used all over the country but mostly heard on the east coast (in, for example, Edinburgh)
Think how uncomfortable you would feel and look if you were sitting on a chair after someone had put biscuit crumbs in your underpants. Thats where the term comes (or crumbs?) from.

I have shamed myself with that pun and i apologise unreservedly to my family, my friends and my future children who will now have to live with the shame, the ridicule, my thoughtless punning has wrought upon (a pun?) them. Oh no. No, not again. Please lord, HELP ME STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
After his inappropriate pun regarding pregnant nuns ("those currant buns, or pregnant nuns as i like to call them, are yummily tasty") while at a Catholic Nun Fan Club gathering, seamus looked biscuit ersed under the shocked, utterly horrified, stares of the devoted nun fans and vowed to never pun (or nun?) again.
by notpunny October 19, 2011
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fish biscuit

A large fish-flavored treat used in zoos to reward bears and the like. Made popular by the television show LOST.
How long would it take for Hurley to eat an entire box of fish biscuits?
by swt581962 October 6, 2006
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biscuit

-(adjective) a particularly attractive member of the opposite sex.

-boyfriend, girlfriend, or object of affection. (biscuit king or biscuit queen)
*cute guy walks by*
"WOW...what do you think?"
"definetly a biscuit!"
by practice walkin' April 9, 2003
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Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019
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Biscuit

A person who displays a tough exterior but is a big soft teddy bear on the inside. He is a hunter but deep down a lover. He always puts others first unless he needs something.
On my first hunting experience, Biscuit shot his first doe he jumped for joy in front of all of us but when he got home he cried himself to sleep.
by desperate housewife March 27, 2012
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bischof

"did u just see that guy jump the fence? he must be a bischof!"
by micahel del bel October 19, 2007
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biscuits

crazy and/or insane.
Man 1- yo man, don't talk to melissa man, she straight biscuits!

Man 2- word?

Man 1- yea man, buttermilk!
by stye kye August 10, 2010
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