Austin

Austin’s are ALWAYS carrots. They always wear bright orange shirts, bright orange shorts, and bright orange shoes. Austin’s are always annoying and always get off topic. Austin’s love being perverts and touching girls butts. Austin’s always tells people to call him daddy. Austin’s always share to much information

Person 1: EW AUSTIN TOUCHED MY BUTT
Person 2: Gross, but that’s what Austin’s are known for

by Hector;)) June 16, 2019

Austin

If you have ever encountered a person named Austin, you'll automatically know that you do not want him to stay around. He is the most self-centered person alive! He is also not very smart or handsome. Of you come across an Austin, I would suggest you dont get too involved in his life.

Girl A:He was sooo self-centered!
Girl B:His name was probably Austin.

by ~Annonamous June 21, 2019

AUSTIN

BITCH

YOu A BITCH austin

by TCCD July 10, 2019

Austin

Someone who is sarcastic and loves stick figures named Ricky. The best AP Physics teacher.

Did you see that guy with the stick figure shirt? He’s such an Austin.

by Ricky the Stickfigure September 30, 2019

Austin

Austin is a lowly faggot who is loyal to no one except his faggot boyfriend. Everyone is always mad at him and no one knows why but they still talk to him despite him always being at fault.

You see Austin was with his faggot boyfriend asshole.

by Billyjoehillbilly December 2, 2019

austin texas sherbert newyork

A homosexual emo. has very controversial opinions about my dad

did you guys hear, austin texas sherbert newyork is homophobic!!

so true!!

by mocaasaoba btw September 27, 2021

The Asstin effect

The process in which a boy gets his friend to dump his gf for him via text messgae the day after they kiss.

Bob : omg , I totally got my friend to dump my gf cuz shes a biotch

Shawn : dude , thats the Asstin effect. ur gay.

by Dont worry , be happy November 1, 2009