Nice guys always finish last

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.

Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do

by The whippus April 15, 2021

wasted away

From the French "oiseaute" (wasot or was'te). When applied to someone, to be as happy and hyper-active as a bird.

- Yo dude, Clara wasted away last weekend, was she on drugs?
- Nah, she just had a LOT of red bull.

by spanishdevil November 24, 2010

One happymeal away from being a pedofile

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles

Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

by definitionalist January 20, 2010

He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.

My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

by QuacksO July 8, 2023

i've always been a smoker

I've been smoking for a really long time

Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"

Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".

by Karen Stickney December 14, 2008

grass is always greener

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.

Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee

by Mister Swag Daddy October 21, 2015

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

a deleted scene in yellow dello

by Anonymous August 27, 2003