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August 26&27

August 26&27 It’s National Blowjob Day girls, give your name some head!
by HillaryClaymore August 26, 2019
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August 16

This is STICK YOUR DICK IN IT day. If you have a significant other you have full liberty to just Fuck The Fuck out of them on this day. And you are born on this day then you must have sex with your aposet gender bff *no questions asked. So have fun.
1. Hey babe you know what today is... Its August 16th
2. Fuck well get over here then
by ME16♡ April 14, 2020
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August 10

National Boyfriend Day. Post them to your social media & show them you care🤍
Sarah: it’s August 10th!
Bf: so?
Sarah: It’s national boyfriend day. I’m posting you!! You are amazing!

Bf: awww
by bigcityblues August 2, 2021
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Augusta, GA

The worst, most boring city ever to exist. The heat and humidity are horrible. If you take a deep breath of stagnant, Augusta air, you will smell farts and marijuana stank, along with the occasional note of shit. This is due to the fact that, apparently, every God forsaken piece of land here has to be built on, leaving less trees. The heat seems to make people crazy, which is probably causing the ass-loads of crime we have.
Augusta is also what some dub the "golf capital of the world" because the Masters is held here. If you have been to Augusta because of that, here's something you don't know: Master's week is the ONLY time that Augusta looks like a normal, nice place to be.
While it's the only place I have ever lived, I was raised by people who aren't from here, therefore I am a normal person who lives in a place filled with dumbfarts. As a person unlike the majority, I think that everyone who lives here falls under at least one of the following categories:

1. A whore
2. A snob
3. A person who regularly speeds
4. A person whose brain is so affected by the heat that they don't put a damn bit of thought into what they're doing
5. A person who isn't from around here and/or is raised by someone who isn't from here who is wondering why the hell they're here.

Unless you absolutely have to, don't move to Augusta. Just...don't.
Person 1: "Oh my God man, I just came back from Augusta, GA."

Person 2: "For real, man?"

Person 1: " Yeah, just because some of my relatives live there. I don't know how they can live there, it's so boring."

Person 2: "I feel sorry for you, but I feel especially bad for your relatives. Damn."
by zawakuchi July 25, 2011
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Auger

To part company with a mountain bike, usually in the act of performing some reckless maneuver, and encounter the Earth at high velocity with one's face.
I was railing through those switchbacks and I totally augered!
by ayleus1 July 4, 2010
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August 6th

man 1: did you hear its August 6th?
man 2: oh? on god? i need the fortnite burger right now!
by man who is crying April 7, 2020
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august 12

the best person in the worlds birthday, ash lynx. love him so much ❤️
person 1: hey today is august 12 ash lynx's birthday!
person 2: omg he's best boy.
person 1: let's watch banana fish again.
by gothhyuka October 16, 2020
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