half shot

Half shot is waking up after a long night of drinking, still drunk.

“I woke up this morning still half shot!”

by Ofbaby October 11, 2017

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

trap and a half

Unit of measurement used to measure distance; very far away

Man, I don't feel like driving to the lake today, it's a trap and a half to get there

by PterodactylRavager3000 July 5, 2017

Half Scam

When a financial realm is presented as having great value to an unknowing individual but at the same time feels seems like a scam and does not live up to its hype. Usually presented by an online educator with a financial incentive to provide secret knowledge about how to profit from Bitcoin, Crypto, NFT, Trading Guru's, or Self Help Gurus.

After buying Gary Vaynerchuk's book, I realized that he was a half scam at best.

by 50quintillionnanoyearminutes December 5, 2021

Dumb-half

(adj) Describes someone who hasn't earned the whole insult. See: a**half

P1)Brad is such a a**-half.
P2)A genuine dumb***.

P3)He's not even worth the whole insult. He's a dumb-half.

by You Don't Know Records March 16, 2022

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008

half-blues

(British, law-enforcement) If a police officer is said to be wearing "half-blues", s/he is partly wearing his/her uniform (blues) out in public, but not in their full kit. Usually, this is done when an officer is travelling from/to their place of work. Although this primarily for police officers, the term can be used for other professions where a person is not in full uniform.

Under the current security situation, officers must not be in "half-blues" as directed by the local Superintendent.

by 8510pm January 4, 2020