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Boy Scouts of America 

Sometime ago: see above.
Modern: An organization which, despite training young Americans many valiable skills and giving many youths an important physical and mental outlet, requires bigotry and ignorance to support.
The Boy Scouts of America outlawed homosexuality due to the great number of young men that experiment while under the relaxed supervision of the scout leaders and senior patrol members, many of whom are under pressure to hide their own curiosities.
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The Boy Scouts of America has procedures to keep females seperated and unequal.

Go America

Anything wild, crazy, and/or stupid that you manage to pull off without getting yourself killed and (if you're really lucky) emerge from unscathed - at least physically.

May also be used to describe a person.

(Going, Has Gone, etc.)
1: Dude! Tom got totally wasted last night and tried to fight a bear with his bare hands!

2: And he's not dead? Go America!
Go America by AutoRawr June 14, 2010

Hurricane Of South America 

Having Intercourse with your partner while lubed up with 2 quarts of KY Jelly on yourselves and a half gallon of KY Jelly on a wood or tiled floor. With a wild Boar or Donkey at the other end as you throw Hot Red Peppers at it and try to finish before the animal gets to you.....Good Luck.

Heartbeat of America

A masturbation technique in which both hands are wrapped around the penis with fingers interlaced, much like the "basket weaving" technique. In the "Heartbeat of America," you stop the up and down stroking, and pulsate your hands to a tight squeezing motion, near the tip of the penis, like a heartbeat.
Man, she was jerking me with some crazy basket weaving, and finished that bear off with the Heartbeat of America!

United States of America

The land of war and fat
The US has been involved in 90% of wars since WWII
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland

Biden's America

When you shit your pants and are forced to change them. Literally 1984 Biden's America.
Person 1: "Today I was told that I could only get 1 portion of sauce per order in Chick-Fil-A because of shortages"
Person 2: "Damn, Joe Biden is destroying America. That's literally 1984. Biden's America smh"