Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"

"wow, what an Albert Camus"

by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024

Albering

Albering is a loving, caring, kind person with everything ahead of him… he’ll go far and always come back for you. He’s strong, weak-stomached, and has the humor of a 12 year old. He’s never serious, but he’s loving when he wants to be. The world is his and he doesn’t even know it. He’ll be the love of your life if you let him!

“Albering is f*cking dope!”

by Hesmyboy July 10, 2024

Alberta Bronck Buster

When you're giving it to her doggy style and she's almost there. You bend over, wrap your arms around her and grab a breast in each hand. Then you whisper in her ear "damn girl, your pussy's fabulous. Almost as great as {Her best friend/sister/mother's name}. Squeeze tight and try to hold on for 8 seconds! Yeehaw!

Dude. I gave Cara the old Alberta bronck Buster last night. Only made it 5 seconds...

by YEG_not my real name September 7, 2024

Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.

It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.

by chelseahotel November 26, 2024

Alberqerqcanoxdawiv

When a man is jacking off so hard to the point where his orgasm goes almost all over the walls.

"God I had the craziest Alberqerqcanoxdawiv last night."

by Ponchos-orgasmsock1 December 24, 2024

albertstuff

SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

Person 1: yo have you seen what alberstuff didddd??

Person 2: HAHA! WHATS ALBERTSTUFF? HAHA!

by Get off of urban dictionary. January 19, 2025

Alberni stove piping

The act of making people think you enjoy stove piping.

Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!

by ThatDoctor January 23, 2026