Alexandre

tends to have an amazingly ugly qtip figure, usually with a crop of pube like hairs on his head. he probably thinks he got style but really he looks like a candy striper and probably wears trashy hoodies. pretentious as fuck. thinks hes hot but he's not. undoubtedly gay but at the same time all he would post on his blog would be tits - clearly a beard. basically a pussy overall.

"hey have you talked to that guy Alexandre?"
" ew no of course not hes pretentious as fuck"

by carrots78910 May 2, 2013

Alexa

Alexa is a girl name (usally) sometimes short for Alexzandra which is the girl version of Alexzander which origins from Greek name Alexandros

Hey is that Alexa?
no that’s a bitch

Oh same thing

by I_am_a_nobody:) October 14, 2017

Alexa

She has the beauty, brains,. connections and just about the best personality, so you can't call her a bitch. You may need her one day, and she'll never say no especially if she cares for you. She's got a great boyfriend and a wardrobe that puts your overly planned Anthropologie outfit to shame. She's got perfect skin, healthy hair and gorgeous hazel eyes and you long for her life more than you long for your own desires. She is perfect and you just know that you need to be with her. When you think of originality, Alexa comes to mind. She's unique in everything that she does. She'll lift your spirits to a level you never thought existed. Alexa sees life as challenging but plays it wisely. She doesn't obey life's rules because she doesn't want to look back twenty years from now and say to herself 'I should have gone there or done this". Alexa has everything any girl could dream of and she's hard to impress, so is you manage to impress her then you must be one of a kind.

I love Alexa.

by Goldielicious November 26, 2017

Alexander

A guy who is red neck shooter.Will do everything, to be a dick to everyone he meets. Has no friends ,and mentally screwed.

"DUDE I JUST SAW THAT ALEXANDER-AJ"
HE SAID,"HE WILL SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL"
"WE GOT TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

by morriscode12345 December 31, 2018

Alexandra

Usually called Alex is the best friends anyone could ask for. She’s funny, wild, loud, and loving. She’ll trust you till given a reason not to. She only dates baddies but she all around an amazing girl.❤️♥️😘🦖

person 1~ so alexandra why are you dating Jaiden
Alexandra~ Bc He’S hOt🤤😍

by loveyoubunches January 15, 2019

Alexa

Basically the closest thing to a real life anime girl you'll ever get to

Raymond: My girl is such an Alexa UWU ^.^

by HentaiConnoisseur March 11, 2019

Alexander

Alexander scares me but that's a' okay. He's awesome. I draw him to often but whatever. He has some really nice brown eyes they curve at the bottom. He has some lips that are mostly frowning. He has a pretty normal nose. Cheekbones.. He has half eyebrows due to a catastrophe that happened on call. Jk. Anyway. He used to have blonde hair, then black, then half black half red, now back to black.He cut his hair recently. He is abt 6'2. Tol boy vibes amirightHe has large hands and I still try to compete even though my hands are definitely smaller. His nails could cut a bitch though. He often wears black Hoodies and tripaloski sweats. He also wears a lot of black shorts with this certain grey long sleeve, he tucks it in at the front bottom. He also wears a headband (cloth that goes around his forehead. Stoopid.) he wears combat boots. He recently got some vans and drew a barbed wire pattern on them. He liked our friends mom- He lives with his grandparents who are nice but usually aren't home. He once tried to scream til he lost his voice. it didn't work *cries*. He has two dogs, trouble and the other one I'm not sure about the name. Trouble is an inside dog and his other isnt. He also had chickens for a while. He also has these cross earings, recently he pierced his ear by himself as well. His old tiktok got banned sucks. He has a boyfriend named evan who is a perfect match for him. Absolutely perfect. They are the best couple. Fight me on that, bet.

I have a nickel

Alexander likes dark things.
Alexander is not emo.

Alexander is a boy, so help me if you misgender him I will end you.

by Kxydenzugly September 7, 2019