Adam

a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.

an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.

Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?

Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it

by medusa007 December 25, 2023

Adam

guy who shits his pants while taking mid-terms and proceeds to brag about it

friend 1: oh man i just shit my pants
friend 2: you're such an adam!

by quirkeduporegano January 6, 2024

Adam

Adam is amazing loving and affectionate not to mention considerate. Love affection and consideration that Homaira will never find anywhere. Adam cuddled her and feed her. She constantly thinks about Adam but is stubborn and hard headed. And will admit it. But when she stares off into outer space she's thinking of Adam. No one will ever fill the void cause no one will ever be, be Adam.
Homaira refused to bow to Adam and for that will never be happy and will be enslaved in hell.

Adam: what's wrong Homaira
Homaira: nothing I'm better now that I bowed to you Adam. I missed you. But I was scared you would never forgive me.
Adam: you're a sweetheart mama I will forgive you but
Homaira: I miss your everything. I was so wrong and did everything to hurt you and lie to people about you so you would be alone cause i cant stand the thought of you with someone else if i wait for you to bow I would have waited forever and lose you. I have to bow or else I will be miserable in hell forever

by RightNowRN January 28, 2024

adam

adam is a better name then evie

person 1: who has a better name adam or evie

person 2 : adam

by Adamisabetternamethenevie November 14, 2023

Adam

Adam is that guy. People love him. He has a habit of making enemies, but his actual friends all love him. He can be kind of weak and not very manly sometimes, but other times he is very very easy to follow. People often look up to him, usually slightly younger twins, but Adam seems to be the center of attention in any environment. Adam has a lot more to him when it comes to his dating situation. Many girls have asked him out but hes a forever bachelor so he says no. But sometimes he has to fuck girls because they won a dare. Adam likes to jerk off. He can be very mean sometimes but only to his younger brother and outsiders. When his younger brother is being bullied by others adam gives them a slap in the woopie. Make sure to love Adam always because like i said before, he is that guy.

Logan: "Yo Adam want to play nhl?"
Adam: "No i'm playing bedwars."

by GirishHater135 November 15, 2023

Adam

Adam is a civilian who get money in play the game he is a good kid who don't leave the house in just self distance he is a music fanatic (Longmoney e) he don't beef with anybody he loves his life

Lil adam how are you

Adam : who is you

by Cheapazznikka November 18, 2023

Adam

Super handsome man who pulls girls whos name starts with A.

(also has a fat ass)

Adam has a fat ass

by Gluestick Eater November 18, 2023