Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
by Grand Master OverSpank April 09, 2017
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anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.
Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!
by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017
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anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.
I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.
by BaconRainey October 16, 2014
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anally violated

Steven: Did you hear about Randy last night? I heard he dropped the soap and got anally violated
by omqtyler June 06, 2015
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incremental anal

Slowly taking it up the ass over a period of time so that you do not feel the effects of an invasion of your personal liberty or of that of your distinct social group.
Wow, that OPD raid sucked. But what do people think. They've let corporate America fuck them up the ass for years for years without saying anything as their individual freedoms were slowly eroded. It's like incremental anal.
by pcdbob October 30, 2011
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anal candles

do you guys sell anal candles
i really need anal candles
by cc_fresh October 16, 2021
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Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.
When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.
by Dic.Twister March 29, 2014
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