Booffin top

A muffin top; but for ones boobs.

Ho brah! Dat chick get one MEAN Booffin top!

by Guy with too much Side Boob May 14, 2011

top fro

when a girl has too much pubic hair

when you can see the hair stick out of her panties she has top fro

by we here November 26, 2009

Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.

Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!

by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020

Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

Halo Top

The sexual action of sitting on a partners head and rotating the ass in a circular motion.

John gave Becky a Halo Top so hard it gave her a bald patch.

by Willy guitar April 7, 2019

Button Top

Like a muffin top, only lower, and specifically in the rear. Caused by insanely too-tight shorts or pants that squeeze one's butt cheeks out like it's butt cleavage.
plumbers crack muffin top

It wasn't just a plumber's crack, there was serious button top on display.

by Crabby McClaw June 19, 2014

Top Dweller

Often used at parties when the host is disliked somewhat, the top dweller is when someone, instead of using the toilet as normal, takes the lid off the cistern and shits in there. This results in shit particles flooding the toilet every time it is flushed. It can last for weeks on end, depending on the quality of the shit

Bro, that cunt tried to kick me out, so I left a top dweller in his loo. His mum will be cleaning that thing for weeks

by BarbarianMacks May 10, 2008