top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants
I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.
by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017
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Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry
by That one stranger June 11, 2017
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top squad

A group of white faggots that think they are better then everyone else. Such groups are shamed and scolded upon and usually made fun of.
Person 1: "Those kids sitting over there are in top squad."
Person 2: "wow they are in top squad? they must be a bunch of faggots."
by realtearms December 01, 2016
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cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.
Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.
by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011
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Top Dweller

Often used at parties when the host is disliked somewhat, the top dweller is when someone, instead of using the toilet as normal, takes the lid off the cistern and shits in there. This results in shit particles flooding the toilet every time it is flushed. It can last for weeks on end, depending on the quality of the shit
Bro, that cunt tried to kick me out, so I left a top dweller in his loo. His mum will be cleaning that thing for weeks
by BarbarianMacks May 11, 2008
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Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019
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Carrot Top

Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
She bad?”
“Ye.”
by The Man of Top March 13, 2019
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