The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover November 22, 2007
The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear
by Butters0422 February 04, 2010
A type of person to rizz up any girl at anytime.
The ultimate is getting the number with just saying few of words.
Ultimate rizz.
The ultimate is getting the number with just saying few of words.
Ultimate rizz.
Yo you got rizz? That makes you a rizzy bear?
Yeah I just pulled a girl with my ultimate rizzly power
Rizzly bear. Get girls at any cost easily and cock block any bitch at any moment in time ez
Yeah I just pulled a girl with my ultimate rizzly power
Rizzly bear. Get girls at any cost easily and cock block any bitch at any moment in time ez
by UnknownMario December 12, 2022
Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.
Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!
by OkayTomato April 13, 2006
Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"
Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
by The Swaffle King August 26, 2014
a large woodland creature with lots of fur and a very dense mat of chode hair. It is very fast over land, but hates water and getting wet. It is among the most negative of forest animals and is constantly complaining. They love italian food and tobasco sauce. One of their favorite things in the world are large tits and big asses. They love the sex.
by Joe Mingus December 02, 2006
A pet name for a man with a large load and cums in large amounts; a sharp shooter; sometimes a "sprayer"
by Cummy Bear2 January 07, 2014